A friend of mine is an artist. She glazes her clay work. It's a film about her art that she shot herself. The image wobbles a little and you can hear the sound from off-screen. She zooms in on her picture and you can see the details. I want to use the video, so I decide to send her an email. Then I remember that she wants to come over. I haven't changed yet and am coming out of my studio. My wife is sitting in an armchair and our daughter is lying on the floor. I walk past them to the toilet. I sit down and see two clitorises below me that look like smaller penises. My penis hangs over the edge of the toilet and I pee on the floor. I can't hold back. Even my boots get wet. Everything is covered in piss. How am I going to clean this up now?